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Super Bass - Google Translator

omg

i CRIED when she was like “boom badoom boom badoom”

i just literally spit out my water onto the floor.

omg im peeing

AIR.

omg i cant

omg im crying.

BOOM.BA.DOOM.DOOM.BOOM.BA.DOOM.DOOM.BASS.

oh my god. this is amazing.

amazing

oh my god xD

(Source: thecooladmindude, via hurricanepink)

i just shaved my legs and they feel fantastic 

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.

• Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
• Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
• Doctor: Denise.
• Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
• Doctor: Denephew.

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