Super Bass - Google Translator
i CRIED when she was like “boom badoom boom badoom”
i just literally spit out my water onto the floor.
omg im peeing
omg i cant
omg im crying.
oh my god. this is amazing.
oh my god xD
i just shaved my legs and they feel fantastic
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.