March 2012
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My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s...
– Aziz Ansari (via sarahshiney)
February 2012
kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
mishacollinses:
i am lost
i am vain
i will never be the same
without you
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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my best friend is bringing me mini eggs
yup she’s the greatest
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
swimsuit shopping in february? check.