catastrophe

i’m so fucking paranoid now, some of this shit seems so believable and the rest is just like wtf bullshit. i need to stop reading it but i can’t. off topic but i hope i have a snow day tmrw yay

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*good (:

*my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpantssss

brody. says:

*lmfao

*you shoudl

*shave you head

*like eminem baby

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*LOL WTF

brody. says:

*lol

*actually im in love with your hair

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*my hair says mutual feelings

brody. says:

*LOL

*it speaks

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*ya all the time

brody. says:

*i want to whisper things to it

*lmfao

*how creepy is that

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

brody. says:

*”i want to whisper in your hair”

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*omg LOL holding in laughter so i don’t wake everyone up

brody. says:

*lol

*sorry

*no more laughing

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*laughing is good

brody. says:

*wipe that smile off your face

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*i got my pillow

*LOL

brody. says:

*ya good for your health

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*nothing is good for my health anymore

brody. says:

*scientifically proven

*LAGHTER IS

*lagter…

*LAG

*cod

*omg

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*COD<3

brody. says:

*get out of my brain

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*boo see you’re clearly showing signs of love for cod

brody. says:

*NO

*NEVER

*EVER

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*YA YOU ARE

*YOU ARE YOU ARE

brody. says:

*IM NOTTT

melissa benson ~ till i collapse says:

*YOU AREEEEE

*brody loves cod

*brody loves cod

*brody loves cod

brody. says:

*brody loves canadians obviously, duh

*sucha bad acronym

You know, I dream sometimes about flying. It starts out like I’m running really, really fast. I’m like, superhuman. And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. And then I’m running so fast that my feet aren’t touching the ground. And I’m floating, and it’s like this amazing, amazing realness. I’m free. I’m safe. Then I realize… I’m completely alone. And then I wake up